Fw: World Cup 2019 Special News

Got this hilarious forward today... dont know the source so I acknowledge whoever is the author etc.

Year 2019 - Cricket World Cup news:

· India failed to defeat Afghanistan in the world cup
qualifier in the Asia -Pacific zone

· Coach Sehwag said that he is not worried bcoz he has
backing of selectors, captain and board.... and that they had
won a close match against Papua new guinea just 2 yrs ago

· Rahul Dravid, the coach of New Zealand team said
that Sachin should now consider retiring gracefully and let his
son take over the captaincy

· Mahender Singh Dhoni broke Ajit Agarkars record of
most no of consecutive ducks in twenty 20

· Saurav Ganguly, the coach of England feels that the
boys need to control their emotions on the field

· The current leading man from bollywood Bret Lee
advices MS Dhoni to take up acting as well

· Minnows Pakistan beat Ireland in a close match...and
thus they avenged their defeat in the 2007 WC against the then
minnows Ireland

· Inzamam ul haq, who was the captain of the losing
team and now the present coach said in a press interview that
"Boys plays well...they try hard...inshallah we wins the world
cup"

· The police arrested 8 ppl for violence after England
and NZ match...
Investigations revealed that these ppl were members of Dravid
and Ganguly fan communities on Orkut, which have 62 and 12
members respectively.

· The Indian cricket board led by president Rahul
Gandhi has called for an emergency meeting to discuss future
course of action. Former players like Yuvraj Singh, Md Kaif,
VVS Laxman and Kumble have been invited...coach Sehwag and
captain Tendulkar will present a report...

· VVS Laxman today created a new controversy by saying
that he expected a written apology from Rahul Gandhi for
including him in the category of former players.... he said
that he has improved his fielding and fitness and wants to play
2023 WC in Brazil